Some of you are probably familiar with the popular Chuck Norris jokes. Ones like these:
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
or
Chuck Norris was an only child...eventually.
Well, one evening after work a few of us here met for Mai Tais at the Chinese restaurant below our office. We began scratching out some coin-related Chuck Norris jokes. Easy to do after a potent Mai Tai. For those who appreciate the regular Chuck Norris jokes, I invite you to read on and add any that you can come up with.
*Chuck Norris' coins consistently grade MS71.
*All of Chuck Norris' coins come back from CAC with a platinum sticker.
*Chuck Norris doesn't submit to PCGS or NGC. They submit to him.
*Chuck Norris made the Seated Liberty stand up.
*The Sheldon Scale is being changed to suit Chuck Norris. Gem coins are no longer MS65; they are CS65, or Chuck State 65.
*If Chuck Norris doesn't get the grades he wants, it's the graders who end up in the body bags, not the coins.
*Poorly struck coins are actually just coins that Chuck Norris squeezed too tightly.
*The Greysheet Ask price is irrelevant to Chuck Norris because Chuck Norris never asks for anything.
*Chuck Norris achieved the number one Registry Set ranking for Morgan Dollars even though he's never bought a Morgan Dollar in his life.
*Chuck Norris cracks out coins barehanded...with one hand.
*PCGS blackout dates to not apply to Chuck Norris.